one-liners

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I AM THE TMNT! WHOOOO

I’m a purple panda.

I’m the Green Lantern.

I’m… a creative writer.

I’m Curious George.

I am Tinkerbell now ^.^

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if that’s the case, i’m alive

(Source: otomegane, via leilockheart)

  1. pickyourfriendsfucktherest reblogged this from thecriminalandhissharpshooter and added:
    I have birds on my dress. Can I fly then?
  2. turlingdrome reblogged this from mickulty and added:
    Pink Floyd? THE POWER TO HYPNOTISE!
  3. bethyjones94 reblogged this from kimberannbrand and added:
    Mushroom fro Mario…. So do I have Mario powers?
  4. carnageandcarnie reblogged this from dinglehoppersaplenty and added:
    It looks like I win.
  5. kimberannbrand reblogged this from cynicalwitch and added:
    ..So I’m wearing a shirt with the painting of Jasper on it. What powers does that give me? Do I become gayer?
  6. nomnombie reblogged this from hayjulay and added:
    WOW Im wearing a Samus shirt that says Universal Bounty Hunter. CONGRATULATIONS ME :3
  7. misschangeable reblogged this from worshiploki and added:
    The power of maths? Waaah! But I’m already good at maths!!! Jeez, I feel like a nerd…
  8. soule-evans reblogged this from silvergreene and added:
    Ice Cream and Biting powers
  9. manya91 reblogged this from vegella and added:
    a tanktop from Zeeman ….. *tilts head* so am i … the god of the sea then or something?
  10. epicnessness reblogged this from thecriminalandhissharpshooter and added:
    Coincidence? I think not.
  11. thecriminalandhissharpshooter reblogged this from vegella and added:
    Captain Jack shirt. Wait, does that mean I’m immortal? :D
  12. vegella reblogged this from nzotaku and added:
    My shirt is black. I must be a black mage. D: *Casts thundaga*
  13. omgitschase reblogged this from spain-flirts-andtomatoes and added:
    Sheeeeeldon Cooper.
  14. kirklandjones reblogged this from simplebtromance and added:
    I get the power of eagles, wolves and freedom, apparently.
  15. ozymandiasdali reblogged this from psychopathic-killers and added:
    PHYSICS. FUCK YEAH.
  16. elevensleepingsharks reblogged this from maeda-keiji and added:
    I have the power of… apple pie. ._.
  17. itsourlasttimetosaygoodnight reblogged this from cassjoream and added:
    I have the power of practically all the jungle animals. groovy.
  18. talesosity reblogged this from charliemidnight and added:
    Rin and Len Kagamine….uh…hmm. I have magical singing powers that make people cry or laugh. And I have a sentient...
  19. misscherry reblogged this from kiwi-pie and added:
    I AM BATMAN SUCK MY DICK
  20. imagleekandproud reblogged this from hereinyourarms33 and added:
    I am Penguin ………..Fear me!!!
  21. lairoftheicequeen reblogged this from darkheromind and added:
    ….SCHOOL POWERS. Fuck you, tumblr. I now have the power to do excessive amounts of work for no personal gain.
  22. milky-bitch reblogged this from nintendofiend and added:
    But I’m shirtless. So, my powers - boobs?
  23. duhlan reblogged this from harrisonbahe and added:
    my shirt is a design of 5 nuns on a tan fabric. What the fuck does that give me?
  24. lady-sigyn-loki reblogged this from worshiploki and added:
    The Mad Hatter? Now I’m a little loopy?
  25. brucewaynes reblogged this from alex-priceless and added:
    Art vs Science. Um.
  26. kuwartzu reblogged this from littlelacedress and added:
    A plain, blue tshirt. I guess it will be water control.
  27. littlelacedress reblogged this from daemonicfae and added:
    I have the power to persuade a fish that I am his friend? Wtf?
  28. heymattlillie reblogged this from post-apocalyptic-siren and added:
    fuck, I’m black.
  29. threeearedrabbit reblogged this from dogtwaddle
  30. alex-priceless reblogged this from hopeyourapplepieisfreakinworthit and added:
    I’m Señor Chang. I win.
  31. popoppy reblogged this from hopeyourapplepieisfreakinworthit and added:
    I have some sort of floral power?
  32. gargoylesstandingonsuperheroes reblogged this from riddlemethatass and added:
    The strength and stamina of Pop-eye the Sailor after he’s eaten Spinach? I don’t see how that’s a bad thing.
  33. hopeyourapplepieisfreakinworthit reblogged this from gaygypsiebarmitzvah and added:
    IM A MOTHER FUCKING WIZARD IN MY HOGWARTS SHIRT BITCHES!!!
  34. albinopirate reblogged this from stormtrooperkitty and added:
    …but i’m not wearing a shirt :(
  35. malinvk reblogged this from worshiploki and added:
    “SEX is out there” what kind of powers are those?! O_o
  36. playingwithcarrots reblogged this from humormill
  37. defluxi reblogged this from cesia and added:
    NÄRCON 2009 POWER!
  38. cesia reblogged this from sinisterfeline and added:
    …the power of the colour black. hm, I wonder what that would be.
  39. worshiploki reblogged this from ambisyllabicity and added:
    Awesome^^ (mine is black. what does that mean? Powers of darkness?)
  40. sinisterfeline reblogged this from kuraiyukita and added:
    Powers based on the dreamworld of aborginial myths, mostly water and fire. ….. intenseee…
  41. chestermccheeserton reblogged this from samrgarrett and added:
    I’m not wearing a shirt right … =O That must mean I can turn invisible. Awesome.
  42. dethmagnetic1 reblogged this from that-other-chick
  43. maelstromantic reblogged this from 4mb13n7-w0nd3r and added:
    WHAT A FORTUITOUS DAY TO HAVE PICKED MY BATMAN SHIRT TO WEAR.
  44. hierophanthistorian reblogged this from pirateskates and added:
    I appear to have the power to edit the universe. I can dig it.